December 14, 2015
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Word Play! Lexophelia fun. :-)
A friend forwarded these to me.
I usually delete forwards. They tend to be as bad as FaceBook reposts.
These are better. I think every one of them made me groan and smile.• How does Moses make tea? Hebrews it.
• Venison for dinner again? Oh deer!
• A cartoonist was found dead in his home. Details are sketchy.
• I used to be a banker, but then I lost interest.
• Haunted French pancakes give me the crêpes.
• England has no kidney bank, but it does have a Liverpool.
• I tried to catch some fog, but I mist.
• They told me I had type-A blood, but it was a Typo.
• I changed my iPod's name to Titanic. It's syncing now.
• Jokes about German sausage are the wurst.
• I know a guy who's addicted to brake fluid, but he says he can stop any time.
• I stayed up all night to see where the sun went, and then it dawned on me.
• This girl said she recognized me from the vegetarian club, but I'd never met herbivore.
• When chemists die, they barium.
• I'm reading a book about anti-gravity. I just can't put it down.
• I did a theatrical performance about puns. It was a play on words.
• Why were the Indians here first? They had reservations.
• I didn't like my beard at first. Then it grew on me.
• Did you hear about the cross-eyed teacher who lost her job because she couldn't control her pupils?
• When you get a bladder infection, urine trouble.
• Broken pencils are pointless.
• What do you call a dinosaur with an extensive vocabulary? A thesaurus.
• I dropped out of communism class because of lousy Marx.
• All the toilets in New York's police stations have been stolen. The police have nothing to go on.
• I got a job at a bakery because I kneaded dough.
• Velcro - what a rip off!
And the Grand Finale:
• Don’t worry about old age; it doesn’t last.
Comments (8)
As a lexophile I enjoyed this so much words failed me. Seriously it was delightful.
fun post. Here are a few other things that might amuse you:
Use chromosomes in advertising because you know sex cells.
People say nothing rhymes with orange. False; Nothing and Orange do not rhyme.
Einstein developed a theory about space (and it was about time too)
When asked to do his schoolwork, a young boy wrote across the top 'I Kant'. (He later became a German philopopher)
GROAN!!!
As you said, somewhat better than the average bear!
@murisopsis: I'm glad you enjoyed them! I'd hoped to make some pun, but these were so good that words failed me, as well.
@Crystalinne:
Those are super cute! Every one of them belongs in the list above.
@saintvi: You might recall that when I was first on Xanga I posted "Groaners" somewhat regularly.
@slmret: I found that none of them were "unbearable."
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