Or “When a Project Never Ends”
In late January, the light bulb over my desk went out. It was an old drop down light with a pull string. It looked very similar to this:

No problem – just change the bulb. Not so lucky. After changing the bulb, the light still didn’t work. Okay, so I’ll change the fixture. Not too big a deal. It looks about like this:

Still doesn’t work. Hmmm, now we’re starting to get a bit more serious. I look at the wiring. It’s the old cloth type, which looks like this:

I’m not especially optimistic, but I hope that perhaps the breaker is the problem and attempt to replace that. It’s not too big a deal - loosen a screw, pop it out and remove the wires:

“She’s a got no more lives.”

Now it’s serious. It is conceivable that I could replace the wires. It’s also conceivable that @SaintVi would cash in on my life insurance policies. I know there’s a bonus amount for accidental death. (Kind of weird, when you think about it – extra points for dying by accident.) But, I’m not sure there’s bonus cash for dying because you got in too deep with a home repair project.
Since I was in the final months of my Licensing Certification class and didn’t want death to be the easy way out, I hired electricians. I knew working with contractors would be a challenge. They don’t seem to understand either calendars or the meaning of, “This is what I want.”
I said, “I want to replace the old wiring with new, and the old fixtures with small fluorescent ones. I want to be able to turn the whole circuit on and off with the switch at the top of the stairs, and also each individual light locally with a pull chain.”
He says, “Sure!”
“When can you be here?”
“Last Monday in March.”
Agreed. That will give me enough time between studying to make an exodus of basement ballast to a storage unit. Over the next few weeks we do that and save us some money for the expense.

Last Monday in March arrives. Basement is cleaned out and the dog is kenneled so that he doesn’t go bananas with strange men traipsing though the house.
No electricians. Phone calls ensure, and money to kennel the dog is wasted. They show up on Tuesday. They ask if we want all four lights at the front of the basement where my desk is located.
“NO! I want … (see above).”
They work on Tuesday and @SaintVI overhears that they are not changing the circuit to be on/off at the light switch.
I call, “Why aren’t you changing the light circuit to be on/off at the light switch.”
“You said that’s not what you wanted.”
“NO! I want … (see above).”
“Fine! We’ll do it that way, but it gets hard when the customer keeps changing his mind.”
Whatever.
Eventually the lights get repaired.

I think I’m done when @SaintVi suggests this might be a good time to paint/seal the basement, since most of the ballast is already in storage.
Ugh. But she’s right. There are a few pinhole leaks in the concrete that reveal themselves in heavy rain, and I certainly don’t want to move all the stuff out again.
I begin planning the next phase of this project. All this time, my hammock is in storage. I did that as motivation for me to finish my project. I look for the best paint, calculate the amount I need, and being the several week task of repainting/sealing the basement. Bear in mind this is at the same time I’m in the finals of my Licensing Certification course that I just barely passed. We also had our 3rd of July party, trip to Arkansas, and a couple of outdoor concerts in July.
Here are a few shots of the project in progress:


This past week, I finished the painting/sealing and have begun the task of returning our things from the storage unit back to the basement.
Among my first items – my hammock.
At the end of the day, on a lovely starlit night, I laid in the hammock and gazed at the sky ... for about 30 seconds. And then the hammock rope broke.

Ouch.
Guess I have another project ahead of me.