Our coffee area is like a mini-marketplace for various food items that either didn't eaten for some luncheon or meeting, or the people have too much of at home.
I saw this on the countertop this morning:
In case it's hard to read ... it started out as : Free Zucchini
Someone added an arrow and the word "teenie."
Someone else added "weenie."
So now it's "Free teenie weenie zucchini."
I thought it was a cucumber. Honest.
Nevertheless, this is what I thought I saw: